Bass Demotivational Poster
BASS PLAYERS - Take their jobs way too seriously
GEDDY LEE - If he played with more than 1 finger ...we would all die.
RED FORMANS WORDS OF WISDOM - "You don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you...is because you're a dumbass."
PIMP MY RIDE - ORIENTAL EDITION -
SNIPER BASS - The perfect anarchist weapon...errr I mean instrument
S U R E - Only If You Accept Monopoly Money ...
FACEPLANT!! - Ouch, that's gotta hurt.
STUPID & LAZY - Key Ingredients To Catastrophies
CHRISTIAN LOGIC -
WOULD YOU LIKE A TABLE? - No, I Reserved The Carpet For 3 Already ... ... Dumbass
JIMMY HENDRICKS - Pink Floyd Bassist R.I.P. 1942 - 1970
GUILFORD COUNTY, NC - Thanks for reminding everyone that North Carolina is a part of the South!
HABU SAKI -
I DONT NORMALLY HAVE HAIR - but when i do, it's blue
HEY! I'M A CONVICT - Too bad that prison doesnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t cure stupidity.
S C O O L - Hoo kneeds it wen eye have a computor?
WISDOM - By three methods we may learn wisdom : First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.
SWINE FLU - How Pandemics Get Started
DEATH IN THE BAND -
BACON - These guys will smell like it in 3, 2, 1...
OBOE - That bassoon just won't light itself.
EPIC FAIL - The next "change" will happen 1/20/13
GOT MY MIND ON MY MONEY - AND MY MONEY ON MY MIND...
TOW TRUCKS - They work on Big Rigs too!!!!
YOUR SON -
WELL... - There's your problem.
THANKS ALOT BIN LADEN! -
GEORGE W. BUSH - At least he didn't act like being the president was a popularity contest.
OBVIOUS - We already knew. Thanks.
DAIN BRAMAGE - January BBQ, -9 Degrees... dumbass!
GREEN MAN - some times you have to know not all people like to dance GOTTT EMMM!!
"DURGS" - You have had way to many
TAKAGI - He's a dumbass
HOLIDAY SHOPPING -
I'VE HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE - No, I never felt this way before Yes I swear, it's the truth And I owe it all to you.
CURIOSITY - killed the cat, can sure as hell kill you dumbass
GUITAR? - it's a bass, asshole
EUROPE - Yes Europe is a continent, not a country, But the one pictured above is South America! How can 2 seperate people miss that!?
GRAMMAR - "You're" doing it wrong, dumbass.
NAMES - Perhaps that's his
SELF-RESPECT - He sold his for hot, juicy burgers.
RACCOON - I can bite. I have rabies, but I can only do so much
I'M SORRY MILEY - Why so serious?
DUMBASS - It's Australian, with a capital A and you are missing the r.
TWILIGHT FANS -
COMPREHENSION - HEDGE dumbass...not hed ...geez, some people huh?
WORKING WHILE HIGH. - Don't worry, Destry will fix it.
DOUBLE DUMBASS - It's spelled 'awesome' you idiots.
THESE TWO - must be really badass at parties
TENTS - This One Must Belong To Basso
SO ARE YOU - Dumbass!
UPRIGHT BASSES - Not just for jazz cats and country bumpkins anymore...
DUMBASS - It's URSS in latin countries
SOUTH AMERICA - There's no hyphen, dumbass. You must be an American.
LOOK IT UP - Your stupid shit
GOD - If you bless this man, then may you burn in Hell.
THEY SAID YOU ARE A DUMBASS... - Well, thanks for making it happen.
LOL - what a dumbass.
NICE BASS - It's not like I failed something. She's not legal.
THE SNEEZE -
JOE WURZELBACHER -
BLIND PEOPLE ARE SENSITIVE -
WOOTTEN BASSETT - Just when you thought civilians didn't care . . .
WARNING! - In the event that the DSi AC Adapter begins vomiting paper clips, do not attempt to unplug the DSi AC Adapter from the wall.
Bass guitar -
C'MON - We're all dumbasses
ADVERTISING - Location, location, location
YOU DUMBASS - It's a poodle.
STEALING YOUR WIFE -
WOOTTON BASSETT - Just when you thought overseas conflicts weren't popular
Intelligent Life -
Dictionary of Illustrated Idioms -