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Bass Demotivational Poster

BASS PLAYERS - Take their jobs way too seriously

TAGS: bass player fish guitar people
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Zack

laughingatstupidity - March 26, 2012, 9:16 pm
i want to eat that fish
jarc2010 - July 1, 2010, 7:49 pm
to idiots, this is not Kurt Cobain, nor is it Malcolm Young, although at ;east you had the right band! This is Cliff Williams, bass player for the best band in rock history, AC/DC.
Kurt Cobain's Lover - April 8, 2009, 3:09 am
HEY! You don't make fun of Kurt Cobain.
Briton of Rose - March 17, 2009, 11:36 am
Malcolm Young of AC/DC.
LogicDude - March 17, 2009, 11:28 am
I think it's Kurt Cobain.
draco - March 16, 2009, 8:29 pm
Is that Stephen King?

GEDDY LEE - If he played with more than 1 finger ...we would all die.

TAGS: rush geddy lee bass progressive rock
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by James Luther

bassist - May 23, 2009, 9:50 pm
Geddy = FUCK YEAH!!!

RED FORMANS WORDS OF WISDOM - "You don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you...is because you're a dumbass."


TAGS: jackass bass donkey mule
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by forseti

Greeny - December 4, 2014, 8:29 pm
Hi Random Poster
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:38 am
I don't care what it is.....I'm gonna make it my bitch.
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:36 am
don't know exactly, but I would guess it's a hybrid of horse and donkey (hinny or mule). But I needed the "ass" for the play on words. I raise no claim to rightness! ;)
Iconoclast - September 9, 2010, 10:00 pm
Is it a horse or a donkey?
rerun - September 9, 2010, 7:17 pm

That horse rocks
Faceplant31 - September 9, 2010, 7:15 pm
Nice forseti, 5 subs for you

SNIPER BASS - The perfect anarchist weapon...errr I mean instrument

S U R E - Only If You Accept Monopoly Money ...

FACEPLANT!! - Ouch, that's gotta hurt.

STUPID & LAZY - Key Ingredients To Catastrophies

TAGS: stupid and lazy dumbass
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by Skeeter11766

Anyal - April 23, 2013, 8:31 pm
I would like to see the end result of this preferably in video form... *evil chuckle*


TAGS: nightvisionphantom youtube christian religion dumbass logic fail
Rating: 2.1/5

More motifakes by Atheist

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:27 am
Talking in circles, not making any sense, spewing random words - his brain is fried. Probably meth OD.
Epic. - June 17, 2009, 9:42 pm
This is it. You didn't include the part where he said "A-thee-izum."
LogicDude - June 17, 2009, 9:05 am
Boo, you fail.
agdaniele - June 16, 2009, 8:53 pm
Look who is enjoying too many turkey clubs on sliced "body of christ"

WOULD YOU LIKE A TABLE? - No, I Reserved The Carpet For 3 Already ... ... Dumbass

TAGS: waiter table stupid carpet dumbass
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Rick69

suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:47 pm
I like this one, how many times we get stupid questions like this one every single day is mind blowing.

JIMMY HENDRICKS - Pink Floyd Bassist R.I.P. 1942 - 1970

TAGS: jimmy page jimi hendrix rip bassist guitarist pink floyd led zeppelin
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by GTFO

Genius - October 5, 2009, 5:46 am
You must be a master baiter indeed.
Cerebus42 - September 26, 2009, 2:54 pm
Five lions for your excellent fishing skills.
LogicDude - September 7, 2009, 11:52 am
Hmmmm...caught 2 *checks size limit* they're keepers! *resets troll bait*
PD - September 7, 2009, 1:27 am
Yo dumb azz that Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin
Jake Eagle - August 28, 2009, 11:55 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Waters dude, roger waters is the bassist for pink floyd, and he's still alive. i guess there's a part to this joke i don't get which is probably the case, and after reading other comments, it looks that way.
Moe - June 3, 2009, 5:45 am
I get that it's a joke. And it's funny, don't get me wrong. BUT...... I still wanted to die when I read that.
Rhodopis - March 25, 2009, 10:09 pm
Cubbybear - March 25, 2009, 9:15 pm
Start a tunnel and die! The troops are at the ready waiting for EGD's signal
dgbt - March 25, 2009, 7:13 pm
Hey, that's not right....................oh, ok, I get it, it's not supposed to be right

GUILFORD COUNTY, NC - Thanks for reminding everyone that North Carolina is a part of the South!

TAGS: dumbass funny
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by kenandrews

Feasibly - August 12, 2010, 12:09 pm
5L in spite of south being the same direction your posters are going.


TAGS: japan hadu saki alcohol weird fucked random gross dumbass toilet humor stupid stupidity retard retards wrong hilarious fool fools internet ignorance idiot idiots funny motivational posters
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Smurf

Sidereal - January 11, 2010, 7:40 am
Crap spelling is ok though
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 11:55 pm
Tags are good... but try to keep it under 'Ivanhoe' length.

I DONT NORMALLY HAVE HAIR - but when i do, it's blue


TAGS: dumbass
Rating: 1.73/5

More motifakes by Fallout92

colt45103 - July 6, 2010, 6:40 pm
10 - 6 last year and swept the division... Yea the bengals suck alright
kokoroneko - February 12, 2010, 4:39 pm
FAIL - Ocho Cinco means 8, 5 not 85
Marvin Wankerstein - February 12, 2010, 12:54 pm
Nice hair do. I bet he has the grill work too.
rottenprat - February 12, 2010, 12:31 pm
85 is ochenta y cinco. he changed his name to eight five.

HEY! I'M A CONVICT - Too bad that prison doesn’t cure stupidity.

S C O O L - Hoo kneeds it wen eye have a computor?

WISDOM - By three methods we may learn wisdom : First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.

TAGS: wisdom dumb dumbass stupid sunny
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by SunnyDay

foresti - December 20, 2010, 6:50 pm
done often. and if you use quotes, you could name the author in the tags.
5150monkeylove - December 19, 2010, 11:27 pm
I like this one, It would be great if you took your time and made more like this. Wordflow is a little off, PM a reg for different formats to use. 4L

SWINE FLU - How Pandemics Get Started


BACON - These guys will smell like it in 3, 2, 1...

OBOE - That bassoon just won't light itself.

TAGS: oboe bassoon
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by Gary

EPIC FAIL - The next "change" will happen 1/20/13

TAGS: obama fail dumbass barack
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by James Lowe

TTD - June 13, 2009, 11:03 am
Yes, current/former-government is bad, mkay....
HAHA - March 30, 2009, 8:00 pm
We need to change all of the goverment.
WTFO - March 27, 2009, 7:28 pm
Unfortunately, that is a long way off. Good news is we might be able to change the Congress in two years.


TAGS: dumbass
Rating: 1.53/5
Mr. Shiny - August 24, 2010, 12:38 am
yes it seems this is the same no name poster making another attempt. this is better then their last, I will say. 2
agdaniele - August 23, 2010, 10:47 pm
Reality Lord... Anonymous posters get the same vote as anonymous crap posters. 1L
pzykosiz - August 23, 2010, 7:17 pm
however i have left a score and said CRAAAAAP!. 1L
Reality Lord - August 23, 2010, 9:05 am

i have not left a score but wanted to tell you to get an account. anonymous postings will not do well. join the community. this poster would score alright. good luck dude!

TOW TRUCKS - They work on Big Rigs too!!!!



WELL... - There's your problem.

TAGS: dumbass car escalator
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

agdaniele - January 13, 2010, 9:53 pm
Agreed 5L
spacedog - January 13, 2010, 7:24 pm
Nice delivery on a picture that's been around awhile. Good one Fatt Matt.


GEORGE W. BUSH - At least he didn't act like being the president was a popularity contest.

TAGS: obama dumbass popularity contest president
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by Cam

Zed - September 29, 2009, 9:21 pm
and Mallen, I said "and the Republicans". At that point, McCain was just more of McSame, which is a damn shame, as I would have voted for McCain if his voting record actually was as "Maverick" as he claimed.
Zed - September 29, 2009, 9:18 pm
2001, perhaps, but two independent 2004 recounts told another story. But you don't want to hear those facts, so we have a pot and kettle situation here.
WTFO - September 29, 2009, 4:55 pm
Wow, both zed and kspace have drank the kool-aid that has made them ignore facts and reality. BTW, when an independent group counted the votes in FL in 2001 (after the election) is was confirmed that Bush won that state too. But you won't accept facts.
mallen - September 29, 2009, 4:35 pm
Bush wan't running in 2008, Dumbass. Bush was elected by the electoral college in 2000, but lost the popular vote. He won both in the 2004 election.
Zed - September 29, 2009, 1:41 pm
the previous 2 times.
Zed - September 29, 2009, 1:41 pm
If that true, then I find it fucking hillarious that as soon as Diebold quit supplying and "verifying" the voter counts via thier machines that Bush and the Republicans DIDN't get elected by the bogus "Landslide" numbers FOX kept reporting the previous 2
Rollseyes - September 29, 2009, 9:56 am
OMG! REALLY? You could not possibly be so stupid as to think that Bush wasn't elected TWICE! Get out of fairy-tale land, stop your hate, and GET OVER IT! He's not even president anymore for Cripes sake!
Kspace - September 29, 2009, 9:46 am
At least Obama was elected.

OBVIOUS - We already knew. Thanks.


DAIN BRAMAGE - January BBQ, -9 Degrees... dumbass!

TAGS: bbq cold dumbass moron ed
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by esmith1701

esmith1701 - August 9, 2011, 3:51 pm
Just big shorts... unfortunately I lasted far longer than my camera man did this day, but I'm totoally in shorts and sneakers
Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 5:50 pm
He must be a tourist, he's wearing long pants.

GREEN MAN - some times you have to know not all people like to dance GOTTT EMMM!!

"DURGS" - You have had way to many


TAKAGI - He's a dumbass

TAGS: takagi bring my tux dumbass case closed detective conan inspector mcquire
Rating: 1.61/5

More motifakes by ethan

Anonymous - April 18, 2009, 11:51 am
It's a Japanese comic. The original text is in Japanese while the card is still in English.
Sauce? - January 19, 2009, 4:22 am
Perhaps a bad translation? I bet they were originally speaking Japanese, and the text was still in English. You try reading something in Spanish when you only took it in high school.


TAGS: dumbass cubby
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

spacedog - September 2, 2010, 9:37 pm
Heh. I'll bet it makes your back Thor.
rerun - September 2, 2010, 2:18 pm

I tried, Immigration was afraid I would try and overtake the regime.
TheTrashHeap - September 2, 2010, 1:26 pm
My advanced age? You're old enough to be my father... actually, did you ever visit Canada in the late seventies?
culos - September 2, 2010, 9:45 am
Haven't you noticed the shape of that back-pack? This is Spongebob SQUARE pants for sure!
rerun - September 2, 2010, 9:23 am

Sorry TTH, That is Princess Leia.....you should know your characters at your advanced age.
TheTrashHeap - September 2, 2010, 8:56 am
That IS the incredible hulk!
rerun - September 2, 2010, 6:38 am

I always like The Incredible Hulk.
ICEMAN - September 1, 2010, 10:56 pm
Hah, you funny guy. No ticky, no washy. 5
Iconoclast - September 1, 2010, 10:47 pm
So would everyone else. A collectable and could be valuable. 5L on the poster.
agdaniele - September 1, 2010, 10:30 pm
I want that backpack.


I'VE HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE - No, I never felt this way before Yes I swear, it's the truth And I owe it all to you.

CURIOSITY - killed the cat, can sure as hell kill you dumbass

TAGS: curiosity cat croc head dumbass
Rating: 2.8/5

GUITAR? - it's a bass, asshole

TAGS: it s a bass asshole
Rating: 2.74/5

More motifakes by phoenix

Purity - April 1, 2009, 2:01 am
Haha... I was so fucking tired at that point. I did GTFO soon after posting that. Good call. ;p
Culos - March 25, 2009, 8:07 am
@Purity, if you're really that tired, feel free to GTFO, nobody's stopping you
Purity - March 25, 2009, 6:40 am
Purity - March 25, 2009, 6:39 am
Yeah, that's a guiter. I'm so tired of all the fucking retards...
WTF - February 13, 2009, 5:14 pm
That bass IS a GUITAR!
:D - September 25, 2008, 7:27 pm
agreed. go bassists wooooooooo
The bass player - September 18, 2008, 10:19 pm
Seriously, people always overlook the fucking bass... without bass you have no song, nothing for your fucking systems... fucking assholes

EUROPE - Yes Europe is a continent, not a country, But the one pictured above is South America! How can 2 seperate people miss that!?

TAGS: europe dumbasses tunnel
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by Dave Cranston

sunshine42 - July 12, 2010, 9:06 am
haha, creator of this poster is such a moron
Joke - June 20, 2008, 11:51 am
This was one.
Spelling B - May 22, 2008, 11:56 am
And 1 of them misspelled "separate". Go figure.
Brian - May 22, 2008, 12:34 am
looks like 2 people missed the joke

GRAMMAR - "You're" doing it wrong, dumbass.

NAMES - Perhaps that's his

TAGS: tattoo dumbass
Rating: 1.72/5

More motifakes by Danpc

Frea Kari Dunk - September 21, 2008, 4:56 pm
haha, I don't know whats funnier: How horrid this would be as a tattoo or as a name?

SELF-RESPECT - He sold his for hot, juicy burgers.

TAGS: wendy burgers respect fail wig dumbass
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by Vengeance

totalfuckingparanoia - August 6, 2010, 3:35 pm
That's Pippi Longstocking, not a wendys wig
Cubbybear - May 15, 2010, 3:32 pm
I'd do just about anything for a hot juicy burger. BTW...try the Whiplash burger from burger king
agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 3:28 pm
Cubbybear - May 15, 2010, 3:27 pm
You know what? I would too!

RACCOON - I can bite. I have rabies, but I can only do so much

TAGS: dumbass
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

lol - May 13, 2009, 8:34 pm
lol even with the sunburn she looks hot, id slap or fap fo sho
TJ - April 23, 2009, 3:44 pm
Would you really care...? Honestly...?

I'M SORRY MILEY - Why so serious?


DUMBASS - It's Australian, with a capital A and you are missing the r.

TAGS: vash dumbass
Rating: 2.41/5

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TAGS: dumbass
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by Sufferage

dess - May 17, 2009, 8:20 pm
Tara - February 5, 2009, 8:00 pm
Edward is not a vampire. 1. He sparkles 2. He wears lip color Survey says : FRIGGIN FAERY!!!
Jolly Roncher - January 1, 2009, 5:26 pm
Hey I know this person and the person who posted this. I didn't think that she liked stupid Twilight with unrealistic vampires....
LogicDude - November 21, 2008, 12:47 pm
Yes, yes it is. Astute observation my good man!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 21, 2008, 12:15 pm
An exact repeat, n'est pas?

COMPREHENSION - HEDGE dumbass...not hed ...geez, some people huh?

WORKING WHILE HIGH. - Don't worry, Destry will fix it.

TAGS: dumbass high
Rating: 2.3/5

More motifakes by Micah Forman

NREEEOW - January 1, 2009, 12:31 pm
You are SO image!
Porcelina - November 3, 2008, 10:24 am
I work better high.. EXCEPT when I worked at Pizza Hut... it's hard to wait tables when all the delicious pizza is waiting for you to eat it... oh god.. I need pizza. WHERE'S MY BABY DADDY! He needs to go fetch me pizza
aPauling - September 8, 2008, 3:08 pm
Bah. Once that's taped and a layer of mud is put on, who's gonna know the difference?

DOUBLE DUMBASS - It's spelled 'awesome' you idiots.

TAGS: dumbass awesome awsome
Rating: 2.19/5

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Morbe - April 19, 2009, 6:01 am
tunnel bait

THESE TWO - must be really badass at parties

TAGS: losers fags dumbasses idiots morons spics puerto rican cunt
Rating: 2.08/5

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Bender Surrender - April 1, 2009, 1:16 am

TENTS - This One Must Belong To Basso

SO ARE YOU - Dumbass!

TAGS: dumbass wrong spellheck spellcheck
Rating: 1.91/5
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 4:06 pm
I'm hoping that SPELLHECK was done on purpose..

UPRIGHT BASSES - Not just for jazz cats and country bumpkins anymore...

TAGS: bass
Rating: 1.83/5

More motifakes by Caffeinatron

ThatOnePunker - April 4, 2009, 3:54 am
Horrorpops, fuckin' right! Random Fact, The Singer/Bassist hand painted that bass herself. Can't see it but the sides have this bitchin' Argyle around it.
Samuel - August 28, 2008, 12:00 pm
Hey look, Gallien-Krueger cabinets !

DUMBASS - It's URSS in latin countries

TAGS: ussr communism dumbass geography ignorance
Rating: 1.82/5

More motifakes by Villar

Ruike - August 9, 2009, 4:30 am
In the US we call them USSR, United Soviet Socialist Replublic, other places aren't the US and are therefore incorrect.
moose - April 9, 2008, 4:28 pm
Stupid x2

SOUTH AMERICA - There's no hyphen, dumbass. You must be an American.

TAGS: europe south america americans dumbass
Rating: 1.75/5

More motifakes by Michael

NOOB'S - June 6, 2009, 1:41 pm
it's the outer galactic space-station, stop humiliating it!

LOOK IT UP - Your stupid shit

TAGS: dumbass
Rating: 1.68/5

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GOD - If you bless this man, then may you burn in Hell.

TAGS: bush war w dumbass
Rating: 1.64/5

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THEY SAID YOU ARE A DUMBASS... - Well, thanks for making it happen.

LOL - what a dumbass.

NICE BASS - It's not like I failed something. She's not legal.

TAGS: nice bass montana
Rating: 1.25/5

More motifakes by Archiduc

spencer - August 20, 2009, 5:27 pm
hey she is legal in canada. j/k
BriaHere - June 14, 2009, 8:05 am
Sniperzoo, laugh it up all you like. You and I both know she'll never sleep with you.
Sniperzoo - April 1, 2009, 7:57 pm
but shes legal for me! im 16!!! hahahahahahaha
thehattinninja - September 3, 2008, 4:26 pm
got a point there, oh well... FAIL!!!

Hey..Douchebag.. -

TAGS: douchebag bass
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Gh0st781

MissPriss - May 29, 2014, 1:58 am
Ghost...hope you're posting these at Douche Archives too!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 28, 2014, 2:16 pm
I have no idea why anyone would want those. Granted they're pretty awesome, but I'd be afraid to leave that car in any parking lot. Even if nobody steals the speakers, I don't want anyone keying my car. I can't afford repairs! I just bought speakers! LOL!


TAGS: common cold cover your mouth dumbass
Rating: 3.5/5

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Produceman117 - December 8, 2009, 6:42 am
Gross, GS! Did anyone else think the caption would say something about Ron being sick?


TAGS: joe the plummer rep of dumbasses
Rating: 3.04/5

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WTFO - February 8, 2009, 1:09 am
Who said he is the "best of conservatives". He merely caught Pres Obama off-guard and got him to state his socialist agenda of "spreading the wealth". Besides he owed less back taxes than the new head of the IRS.


TAGS: bass pro shop rod and reel
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - July 7, 2010, 5:58 pm
ahh... and most of the navy / marines / army / soldier pics, too!! ;)
forseti - July 7, 2010, 5:58 pm
uhh... are jokes reserved for airman?!? He already got every plane-picture and many tributes!!!!111111oneoneeleven :(
TheTrashHeap - July 7, 2010, 11:28 am
Hey Forseti... If the hotties should be left to Cubby, maybe the jokes should be left to Airman.

WOOTTEN BASSETT - Just when you thought civilians didn't care . . .

TAGS: wooton bassett
Rating: 2.46/5

WARNING! - In the event that the DSi AC Adapter begins vomiting paper clips, do not attempt to unplug the DSi AC Adapter from the wall.

TAGS: nintendo dsi ds dumbass
Rating: 2.41/5
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 2, 2008, 1:52 am
Very funny! What an inexplicably weird picture.

Bass guitar -

TAGS: guitar youtube bassist
Rating: 2.3/5

More motifakes by Tecfan

TheABC - November 8, 2010, 1:45 am
I wonder which of them it was...
geoffface - April 22, 2009, 12:14 pm
recent studies say that for every 2 people, 1 has an IQ lower than the average of 100
the fucker - March 18, 2009, 6:36 pm
recent studies demonstrated that for 2 people commenting on youtube videos, 1 has an IQ lower than 100

C'MON - We're all dumbasses

TAGS: dumbasses
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by ZuperFarDK

superduper - April 27, 2009, 3:20 pm
It is such a shame half the posters are ruined because people don't know their from there, or then and than. : (
Signe - February 10, 2009, 7:22 pm
Hee hee
dotdotdot - December 2, 2008, 10:30 pm
I'm really surprised Tori Amos isn't in this list...

ADVERTISING - Location, location, location

YOU DUMBASS - It's a poodle.

TAGS: poodle lion dumbass
Rating: 2.02/5

More motifakes by Morgan

aPauling - August 29, 2008, 9:22 am
I just tunneled it. This is a The Rorschach test for homosexuality.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 29, 2008, 2:36 am
A GOLDEN poodle, who also became KING OF THE JUNGLE!!!! If he says he's a lion, I'll just say, "Yes, your majesty."
Debbie Downer - August 28, 2008, 8:05 pm
It may BE a poodle, but it LOOKS like a lion, DUMBASS.


WOOTTON BASSETT - Just when you thought overseas conflicts weren't popular

Intelligent Life -

TAGS: ambassador canada sarah palin
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - March 27, 2017, 9:22 am
Prove?! Whatever happened to good ol' Alternative Facts? XD
david5300 - March 26, 2017, 10:07 pm
Prove it !

Cyclists -

Dictionary of Illustrated Idioms -

TAGS: knowledge base bass bass fish
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 30, 2015, 9:38 pm
All of these are fantastic OS!